Friday, March 21, 2014

Playdoh Monster Arena Rules


A favorite “let's kill 30 minutes because Mr. K has a migraine” pastime in the worldbuilding and creative writing class for tweens I teach is the much-beloved “Playdoh Monster Arena.”

The rules are pretty dang simple, a stripped down version of the Clay-O-Rama playdoh monster rules from Dragon Magazine #125 (which I had a blast playing at our mini-con with full grown adults). But trust me this game brings out the competitive beast in even the sweetest of ten-year olds.

Monster Arena Rules
All monsters are:
constructed from at least a single large handful of playdoh;

allowed a d6 in hit points (unless they are “tough” see below);

have either three bombs no bigger than a dime or one single large bomb that's the size of a quarter.

A monster can opt to be one of three things:
Tough. They get an extra die worth of hitpoints.

Mean. They get two melee attacks in one turn.

Fast. They move at twice the normal speed (four handspans)

The Turn
1. Initiative. Determine who goes first with a d6. Highest score goes first and then around the table clockwise.

2. Bombs Away. The player gets to throw his bomb. His hand must stay behind the plane of his own monster, anything thrown over that is disqualified. A hit does a d6 worth of hp damage.

3. Movement. Monster can move two handspans (Fast monsters go four).

4. Melee. If the phasing monster is in direct contact with another monster he can make a melee attack. Roll a d6 on a 4,5,6 he hits. Roll a d6 for damage.

A monster killed in the line of duty is smashed by its creator (unless the ref rules that the poor creature has “exemplary artistic merit” in which case, take him home).

Proceed until there is only one sore winner champion-monster on the table.  

5 comments:

  1. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. That and the Monsters Vs Dinosaurs ruleset were my two favorite Dragon articles of all time. They introduced me to a love of miniature wargame that still hasn't faded one iota.

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  2. It reminds me a little of Monster Squash, the miniature war game of clay (or Pla-Doh) monsters by Tri-Tac Games back in the Eighties. Had fun running an impromptu session of it at Fal-Con.

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  3. I love that you are playing around with this. I think I would want some kind of rules that would make what you make with the playdoh have an effect, otherwise they are just fancy miniatures, right?

    So, everyone gets the same amount and more legs = move faster, more arms = more attacks but less damage, wings = you can fly, etc.

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  4. Telecanter, that's how Monster Squash is played. What you sculpt is directly related to your monster's capabilities.

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    1. http://tritacgames.com/Squash.htm <--- This is where you can order all the "Squash" games on CD-ROM. I had the original softcovers (or papercovers) of Monster Squash and Mec Squash, but they added more variants later, which are all on the CD-ROM.

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